- Posted 2006-02-01
I've not actually been dead, though my prolonged departure might have suggested as much. I just took a sudden and unexpected break that evolved into a perpetual, one might say timeless (oh, ha!), holiday. I took the counsel of my weekly meetings and took things one day at a time! Now, that's mighty fine advice for an alcoholic, but it is not the best of guidelines to follow when procrastinating.
You see, the days just got longer and longer. After a few weeks, my absence became so thoroughly dead-like that it started to smell funny, and to look kind of greenish-purplish. Like any sane, non-necrophiliac person, I didn't want to have anything to do with it. And so it just languished, unattended, but not unobserved! Finally, its dessication has reached such a point that I feel I can safely approach it, and chuck it in a hole.
Ahem...in short, I am back!
Episode updates may be unreliable as I work my way through this current and final semester, but I will be sure to check in here every Friday.